Star D.

Pink orange yellow green,
All the colours i have seen.
Black white history,
All these facts make me dizzy.

Sultan Abdul Rahman was from Johor,
And so was Temmengung Abdul Rahman lor.
And Stamford Raffles jumped in,
And helped SHTI to win.

Andrew Clarke was the Residen of Perak,
and the fight wasn't with Tun Razak,
It was with Ismail and Adbullah.
Abdullah wrote to Harry Ord secara sah,
And bam victory to SHTI.

Oh my guava Terusan Suez made steamships popular!
Which was why they made tin so popular,
And the SHTI was after Malaysia for it.
No, SHTI isn't pronounced shit.

There then was Durbar,
a complaint panel for the raja-raja.
The first was held in Kuala Kangsar in some year,
while the second was held in KL and debated like a bear.
Sultan of Perak made his statement,
and got his agreement.

Germany, France, US and Russia,
All racing to eat up Malaysia.
The British couldn't resist,
and joined in the midst.

A lot of crap i see on this page,
If only I was a wise sage
and understand this bullshit.

All i know is that they made some changes,
And the people didn't likes changes,
but what could these people do,
when they needed to go to the loo?

Temmengung Ibrahim established Sistem Kangcu,
To get the Chinese and Singaporeans to come to our loo.
Kangcu means Tuan Sungai,
and they were given the Surat Sungai
in order to take care of the lada hitam and gambir.

Johor was the last state to get eaten up,
Maybe 'cause Abu Bakar had something under his cup.
At that very age and time Johor was the biggest exporter of lada hitam,
And they certainly was no Pak Itam.

Abu Bakar mordenized things around there,
he built roads from there to here.
He was crowned Bapa Pemodenan Johor
but the name so lame hor?

There are 4 other important dudes too,
but my brains turning into goo.
Skip that ghastly portion,
and move on to the next one.

British wanted Johor bad,
But Sultan Abul Rahman Andak sensed it beforehand, how sad.
So they fired him,
'Cause John Anderson thought he was rather dim.

Little did Ibrahim know,
That Johor was in thier hands now,
Douglas Campbell was the Penasihat British
And fish?

Walking over to bab four,
My brain's starting to be sore,
But if I want another 'A'
this is the price to pay.

We're going to the East coast,
not to eat some toast,
But to meet James Brooke
who helped Sabah to uhh yeah.

Because of the new Sultan of Brunei,
Pangeran Indera Mahkota managed semua gerai gerai
Oleh sebab itu pembesar tempatan tak suka
kerana PIM tak bagi muka.

Penduduk tempatan rebel dengan PIM,
then somehow leads to him,
Mr. James Brooke who signed a deal
and the PIM approved his appeal.

Heck that's all for today,
Finish this up another day!

fin of bore.